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Press 1 for Patience: The Customer Service Phone Tree Is Designed to Break You

Cartoon illustration of a frustrated caller tangled in spiraling phone cord in front of a robot switchboard operator.

Every customer service call begins with a lie, and the lie is this: "Your call is important to us." If the call were important, a person would answer it. Instead, you get a robot with the warmth of a parking ticket, reading you a menu longer than the one at a diner.

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Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area: Self-Checkout Has Trust Issues

Cartoon shopper standing with hands up at a flashing self-checkout machine while a line of shoppers waits behind.

There is a special kind of betrayal that happens under fluorescent lights, holding a gallon of milk, when a machine calmly announces to the entire store: unexpected item in the bagging area. You did not steal anything. You did not try anything clever. You simply placed your groceries exactly where groceries are supposed to go, and now you are a suspect in a crime against produce.

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Green Dot Fined 44 Million Dollars for Unfair Prepaid Card Practices

A giant cartoon padlock clamps a prepaid debit card held by a worried cartoon customer as fees swarm like mosquitoes.

Prepaid debit cards are marketed as simple financial tools for people who want to avoid banks. The Federal Reserve found that one of the biggest issuers in the business was making things anything but simple, and it fined the company $44 million for it.

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Amway Hit With 225 Million Dollar FTC Order Over Earnings Claims

A tired cartoon entrepreneur is buried under a pyramid-shaped mountain of unsold product boxes as coins slide away.

Multi-level marketing companies love to talk about freedom, entrepreneurship, and being your own boss. The Federal Trade Commission just had a $225 million conversation with Amway about what happens when the earnings pitch does not match the reality.

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France Fines Boohoo 2.3 Million Euros for Fake Discounts

A cartoon shopper does a double-take at a giant price tag that grew instead of shrinking while a mischievous tag character laughs.

Nothing triggers a dopamine rush like a flashing "70% OFF" banner. France's consumer watchdog has a message for shoppers: that discount might be a mirage, and it just fined fast-fashion retailer Boohoo 2.3 million euros for allegedly manufacturing them.

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Expedia Accused of Inflating Hotel Prices in Antitrust Class Action

A cartoon traveler compares prices at identical hotels under a giant magnifying glass that reveals the inflated rates.

Think you found the best hotel deal online? A new class action lawsuit against Expedia Group argues that the "deal" was the product of a rigged market, and that millions of travelers may have paid inflated hotel rates for years without knowing it.

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Priceline in the FTC Crosshairs Over Sneaky Third-Party Hotel Bookings

A bewildered cartoon traveler holds an enormous unfolding hotel bill while a sneaky cartoon hotel winks behind him.

Booking a hotel room should not require the detective skills of a forensic accountant, but according to U.S. regulators and a string of lawsuits, a popular corner of the online travel world has been making it exactly that hard. Priceline.com, part of Booking Holdings, is facing possible Federal Trade Commission action over third-party hotel booking services that allegedly charge hidden fees and mislead travelers.

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JetBlue Sued Over Free Seat Selection That Reportedly Was Not Free

A frustrated cartoon airplane passenger stares at a seat map where every seat is grayed out while a smug cartoon ticket grins beside him.

Imagine paying extra for a flight fare because it advertises free seat selection, and then discovering the word free was doing a lot of heavy lifting. That is the crux of a proposed class action filed against JetBlue Airways on August 31, 2026, in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California.

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Comfort Suites Burlington Washington Near I-5

Exterior view of a modern Comfort Suites hotel with a covered entrance and a handicap parking space in the foreground.
Read our shocking review of Comfort Suites in Burlington, WA. We experienced severe ADA violations, harassment over our service dog, and vehicle vandalism.
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Comfort Suites Burlington, WA Review: ADA Violations & Staff Harassment

Wide-angle shot of the Comfort Suites in Burlington, Washington during twilight. The building features a modern design with tan siding and decorative stone pillars. A large blue and yellow Comfort Suites sign stands in the foreground, and the hotel parking lot is visible with several vehicles parked in front.
Read our honest review of Comfort Suites Burlington, WA. Our 7-night stay was marred by ADA violations regarding service animals, staff harassment, and property damage. Learn why we cannot recommend this hotel for travelers with service dogs.
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